Tribe 131 Sounders Pow Wow

If you thought the two of us couldn't find something to say about the recently released schedule, oh how right you are. But we make an effort. And our mommas always told us to try stuff, even if you were convinced it was bound to turn into a swearing gripe session.

Oh the losses we've endured, no team should suffer so greatly. And no team shall throw off the downtrodden offseason with such glorious resolve as the Seattle Sounders FC. And the doubters beware, for the Sounders shall crush our enemies on the pitch and listen to the lamentations of their women...

Another short show highlighting what has happened in the Seattlesphere with the expansion draft, the trades, the retirements, the rumors of a goalkeeper. But we always have time to get our hate on for LA.

Well, well, well, if Jonathon and Troy weren't right about Sigi's man-crush on Brad Evans... Seems we have some thinking to do about who Montreal will be snatching from the Sounders FC locker room now, don't we? Yes, in fact, we do. And we let you know right here who we think the Impact will heist during the MLS Expansion Draft 2011.

Either great minds think alike or there's something in the water. I'm going with the water. Who would you protect if you were at the helm? Join the merriment on Facebook and see how you stack up against other amateurs.

Another brief show, recorded on the portable, at halftime of a sporting event which shall remain nameless.

With the Sounders out of the playoffs, the boys look at the game that was and the two matches left in the MLS season.

What can we say after the abortion that happened at Rio Tinto? Is it even legal in that state...or is it still legal? Find out right now.

Taking a look at all the playoff match-ups plus a few words for the league regarding the apparent lack of discipline from the coaching ranks, a celebration of the Fantasy League winners AND more. All right here on Sounders Pow Wow.

What a difference a MoRo can make. Add in a healthy heap o' Keller and you've got one solid Earthquake shattering team of amazing. And then there's Monterrey...